Things to pass on.

There are three things I think should be taught to every young person, and they’re pretty simple:

1) Don’t make your life contingent on finding the right partner. Get on with it anyway.

2) Don’t swim with captive dolphins. However much fun it looks. However big their enclosure is. However many other people are doing it and saying it’s great. It’s morally equivalent to getting a wank from a slave.

3) Apply the principles behind items 1 and 2 to as many different situations as you possibly can.

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Rachel Coldbreath spent 20 years working internationally as a technical specialist on large data collections for law firms, before becoming disabled. She blogs on a variety of topics from the news and politics to gardening and how very annoying it is, being disabled. Habits include drilling holes about 1mm away from where they ought to be, and embarking with great enthusiasm on tasks for which she is neither physically nor intellectually equipped.
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2 Responses to Things to pass on.

  1. Fles says:

    So, just to be clear: even if we can’t find the right partner, we still shouldn’t get wanks from slaves?

    Talk about stripping back the options!

  2. It’s on my bucket list to swim with Dolphins, but I want to do it with a trained guide in the wild, where our beautiful aquatic friends belong.

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