The reason I can’t be left to watch daytime TV

(with apologies to @hammermartin)

I dislike daytime TV for a very specific reason. I only watch it when I am too ill to read, look at a computer, think, or move. The association I have with it is therefore pretty bleak.

However, I had it on this morning, and that awful “Fake Britain” programme has messed with my tiny little mind, which has responded to this by composing a song to the tune of “Funiculi Funicula” (you know the one).

“Fake things! Fake things!
Poke you in the eye!
Fake things! Fake things!
They might make you die –
it’s bad for me to wear this bra
to smoke this fag
to drive this caaar!
Copyright infringement
you go too far!”


About chiller

Rachel Coldbreath spent 20 years working internationally as a technical specialist on large data collections for law firms, before becoming disabled. She blogs on a variety of topics from the news and politics to gardening and how very annoying it is, being disabled. Habits include drilling holes about 1mm away from where they ought to be, and embarking with great enthusiasm on tasks for which she is neither physically nor intellectually equipped.
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