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If I follow you I like reading you and enjoy engaging with you.
I don’t hate-follow anyone. I don’t follow people I don’t like out of politeness, either.
Some of you are my rl best friends, and I love you, I love you madly.
And you! You there! Yeah, you. I want to eat YOU.
So if you’re looking for people to #ff, my timeline is full of them. I recommend them all.